My worst race photos

For every somewhat flattering photo I post in public, there at least 5 others in which I resemble a lumbering rhinoceros. Obviously running isn’t about looking good,but those race photographers have a way to catch me at my worst…

yeaah pretty much

yeaah pretty much

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Busted!

Busted! (Seattle RnR 2012)

ARE WE THERE YET (Seattle RnR 2013)

ARE WE THERE YET (Seattle RnR 2013)

DYING (Green Lake Gobble 2012)

DYING (Green Lake Gobble 2012)

Herpa derp (Iron Girl 5k 2012)

Herpa derp (Iron Girl 5k 2012)

I have a lot of stumpy-legged pics like this. (NODM 2011)

I have a lot of stumpy-legged pics like this. (NODM 2011)

I get this look of death often, seems like (See Jane Run 5k 2012)

I get this look of death often, seems like (See Jane Run 5k 2012)

Bahahahahha. This pic is the reason I don't wave at photographers anymore. I was also 20 pounds heavier here (See Jane Run half 2011)

Bahahahahha. This pic is the reason I don’t wave at photographers anymore. I was also 30 pounds heavier here (See Jane Run half 2011)

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I looks like a dude in this one. An ugly dude. (Victoria BC half 2012)

I looks like a dude in this one. An ugly dude. With floppy arms. (Victoria BC half 2012)

Yeesh, I feel like I need to go look at cute pictures of cats after all that fugliness!